An omniscient Being in the Form of an Izuchucku Emeka Sent From High Hell to Destroy the Little Holes Of Young Boys
by The Great Release May 14, 2020
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Poo. I have ass muck running down my legs..i think i should wipe...does any one have a Wet One i might could borrow??
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by Whitney B.b November 25, 2003
Get the Ass muck mug.When two males put on helmets and one runs full speed at the other with the hopes of getting his dong in the others ass. A less fun version involves a male and female. Also referred to as lanceless jousting, it was common in the medieval times before man invented horses.
Dude: Hey Ben I've been craving some ass jousting for the past couple weeks how bout you?
Ben: Me too my butt's felt way too tight recently, how does tonight sound?
Ben: Me too my butt's felt way too tight recently, how does tonight sound?
by googenmcblaxton September 19, 2012
Get the ass jousting mug.by DeuceFactor October 6, 2013
Get the ass discharge mug.When a person new to snowboarding or skiing passes faster than an experienced person, sliding on their ass, as a result of falling.
To move faster than someone on your butt. Commonly seen or experienced while snowboarding or skiing.
To move faster than someone on your butt. Commonly seen or experienced while snowboarding or skiing.
While snowboarding in the back country, I thought I saw a Honey badger chasing me out of the corner of my eye, but it was just Tony ass-passing me.
by Bataleonist February 4, 2012
Get the Ass-pass mug.A WORTHLESS PERSON THAT RUNS THERE MOUTH AND KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING, ONE WHO CAN SIT AROUND AND DO NOTHING ALL DAY AND SAYS THEY WORK 60 HOURS A WEEK BUT IN REALITY ONLY WORKS 23 HOURS A WEEK, SOMEONE THAT HAS THERE HEAD SO FAR UP THERE ASS THEY CANT SEE LIGHT,
SOMEONE THAT LEAVES THERE FRIENDS HANGING
DIRTY, WORTHLESS, BROKE ASS, LOW LIFE, NO COMMON SENSE
SOMEONE THAT LEAVES THERE FRIENDS HANGING
DIRTY, WORTHLESS, BROKE ASS, LOW LIFE, NO COMMON SENSE
PERSON 1- I TRIED TO SEE WHAT MIKE WAS DOING TODAY BUT HE'S BEING SUCH A MUNGIE ASS.
PERSON 2- YA MIKE HAS NO COMMON SENSE HE IS A MUNGIE ASS.
PERSON 1- HE DROPPED OFF HIS SHIT FOR ME TO WORK ON THIS WEEK, ITS ALL DONE NOW AND STILL CANT GET AHOLD OF HIM TO COME AND PAY ME
PERSON 2- I WONDER WHY HE IS BEING SUCH A MUNGIE ASS.
PERSON 1- HEY, YOU SHOULD COME HANG OUT TONIGHT
PERSON 2- NAH I THINK IM GONNA SIT AT HOME AND BE A MUNGIE ASS TODAY
PERSON 2- YA MIKE HAS NO COMMON SENSE HE IS A MUNGIE ASS.
PERSON 1- HE DROPPED OFF HIS SHIT FOR ME TO WORK ON THIS WEEK, ITS ALL DONE NOW AND STILL CANT GET AHOLD OF HIM TO COME AND PAY ME
PERSON 2- I WONDER WHY HE IS BEING SUCH A MUNGIE ASS.
PERSON 1- HEY, YOU SHOULD COME HANG OUT TONIGHT
PERSON 2- NAH I THINK IM GONNA SIT AT HOME AND BE A MUNGIE ASS TODAY
by MUNGIE February 19, 2012
Get the MUNGIE ASS mug.noun: A clever derivative of Douche or Douche bag, used to avoid sounding like said vaginal sanitation article instead of using the same overused, xbox live, twelve year-old insult again and again with no clever follow up.
Verb: Something most pop-stars, hookers, and Ned Baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.
Verb: Something most pop-stars, hookers, and Ned Baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.
Obnoxious idiot: Yea, well I did your mom last night!
You: Ass Douche
Obnoxous idiot: ........ (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)
You: Ass Douche
Obnoxous idiot: ........ (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)
by drifter45 November 6, 2011
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