Walmart night shift employees use a funnel and pour cake ingredients down an unsuspecting midnight walmart shopper. any orpheus is allowed. ( only Walmart nightshift employees can preform such a task)
by Davidwebb99 May 2, 2021
Get the Funnel cakingmug. Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.
-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man
by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023
Get the small cakes roastingmug. Guy 1: "Don't look but that girl got some nice cake"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, she do be looking kinda thicc"
*hoey video/picture comment section*
Person: "It's not my birthday but thanks for the cake (insert cake emoji)
Guy 2: "Damn bro, she do be looking kinda thicc"
*hoey video/picture comment section*
Person: "It's not my birthday but thanks for the cake (insert cake emoji)
by ElYeeter February 18, 2020
Get the Cakemug. by Finsterblaster May 3, 2019
Get the Ghost Cakemug. 
A forced laugh trying to make someone who told a bad joke not feel embarrassed. The jaw-cake makes the person who is forcing a laugh appear to have a delighted jawline as if eating cake.
My boyfriend said a jaw-cake to my family at the dinner table. It was a little odd because his jokes are usually funny.
by Hello? Is that you April 13, 2012
Get the Jaw-cakemug. A salty cake is that girls time of the month when she's leaking out mucus that is part of the egg and a big glob of it is in her underpants.
Oh no, not another salty cake!Why do I have to go through this?
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.
by Bing_C March 3, 2016
Get the salty cakemug.