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Johnsonian hole misdirection

1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.

2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.

3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar
A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.
by gav-wan July 8, 2024
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FIRE IN THE HOLE

"FIRE IN THE HOLE"

That line from the new Lobotomy- i mean, Geometry Dash (2.2) official level, "Dash". This Quote is often paired with the green smiling face from the same game.

Why is this such a popular meme today, I have NO FUCKING CLUE.
FIRE IN THE HOLE
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by nickø. January 26, 2024
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gapping pussy hole

u hoes cuz urnasty
by ohuhstinky November 16, 2020
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booty hole anus asshole

A girl named Ana that has the coolest nephew ever and she also has a big gyattttt.
booty hole anus asshole what's up, how you been?
by chocolateWaffle55 November 22, 2024
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Cleveland blow hole

When your high on molly and eat out a woman’s ass while numb and she shits and farts in your mouth and you blow it back in her asshole
by Dixie Normous September 14, 2022
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neck holes and fish heads

Northwest cuisine for the ones sent to the southeast incinerator of the tumbleweed state... you stand at an exit door and release one at a time for spawn of the devil. It only takes about 1500 years of feeding to make him happy. When he burps up his yellow slime, you can finally have a glass of ice water.
I'm not serving anymore, unless I can go in a feeding frenzy neck holes and fish heads, I'm the incinerator now.
by The sarcastic/unpredictable 1 December 23, 2023
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Butt hole

Look at your behind then you’ll see a hole witch is the butt hole

It is just a hole in your butt
Butt hole is a place poop comes out
by anonymous May 17, 2021
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