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poop

A tasty food varient, after you eat you may feel pushing in your anus.

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PUSH I CAN SEE IT COMING'' PUSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You get the tasty treat out, now put it on a paper plate and call it a delicacy. serve it to dante, the gay kid that bullied you, laughed at you and got the edgar cut in 7th grade, track him down find him find him find him FIND HIm, break in his house, tie up his family and put them all next to your highly trained to attack tibetten mastiff, then grab dante from his bed and make him choose, eat the shit you have been collecting for years in a fermenting jar, or let him watch his family be mutilated by my dog and then kill him. Two answers can happen with both being fun outcomes:

Poop pill: He cries as he eats and drinks the mixture, his family are also made to eat it and as a suprising turn of events the poop had rat poision mixed in the juice so they all die, you clean up the evidence and take their nice tupperware.

Dog pill: He refuses so you snap your fingers and the "nice puppy" eats them, you shoot dante in the head then clean everything up, clean your dog up and get rid of anything linking to him, as well as burning the families bodies because if you get arrested you dont want harm to come to your pup, and extra step would be stopping by starbucks and getting the doog a pup cup.
So to say again, Poop is a tasty vegan treat!
Eat the poop dante, eat it or my dog will eat your family

BUT I DONT WANT TO

E a t i t n o w d a n t e

ok
by barney September 27, 2023
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poop

the slimy and stinky stuff that smell bad
that poop looks like joe
by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 7, 2020
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Poop Lagoon

A wet soggy anus, typically after having major swamp ass or diarrhea.
my ass is so wet, its like a poop lagoon down there!
by Cumcrusher March 18, 2021
mugGet the Poop Lagoonmug.

poop-

Poop- , you messed up something, and you don't wanna cuss but you want to say something so it sounds like you messed up.
You : Oh poop-
Me : What?
You : I messed up on the project.
(It can be used in a conversation)
by Oofmahlife October 4, 2020
mugGet the poop-mug.

Poop-scarab

An easier to remember name for the Dung Beetle, that rolls balls of feces for it's entire life in order to consume it later.
"-Nice poop-scarab you got here !
-It's a dung beetle.
-Haha, poop-scarab."
by oskarwash May 6, 2021
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Poop

A mushy brown cake that is usually warm.
That poop tasted so good
by Happyfartcake124 June 20, 2019
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Poopity Poop

A term used too describe a more than normal shittier
This Situation isn't just shit. It's Poopity Poop
by squiddyman June 29, 2016
mugGet the Poopity Poopmug.

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