VIP moment

when you feel yourself for everyone to see. take your girls to a city like las vegas or miami and live it up.

you

this court is going to award you a VIP Moment! you and yo girls; i’m finna give you an addition 5 thousand dollars from ME.

And you take yo girls to vegas and party like it’s 1999.

- Steve Harvey

by chilly615 March 17, 2022

Stapler Test Moment

The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.

“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”

“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”

by Marilyn Williams September 7, 2022

melting moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit

my girlfriend is so crazy and wants to try do a melting moment with me

by littlemissblumpkin March 6, 2024

bruh moment

A moment so amazing, shocking, or eBic that it can only be responded to with the word "bruh".

Gamer 1: "My parents got divorced and my mom got custody."
Gamer 1 1/2: "What a bruh moment."

by BruhMomentoNumeroDos#2 July 17, 2019

Logan Moment

When Logan screams OOH

Bro just hit the Logan Moment

by RsFast Lane11 January 13, 2023

Preston Moment

A phrase used replacing, "bruh.."

Sergio: I just raped my dog last night.
Kayden: Preston Moment....

by cody sucker November 27, 2020

Hazzer Moment

Reserved for only the greatest of small-brain comments/actions by anyone and everyone...
'A moment in which you think after the chaos unfolds for not thinking'

"Now THAT, was a Hazzer Moment"

by A certain bruv May 29, 2021