When a junkie tosses a greasy lard of pizza into a trans emo girls spread open vagina and continues to dive down and give her a blow job while also trying to lick off the cheese and pizza sauce off of the pizza, leaving the soggy bread inside the vagina. Whilst doing so the junkie is also getting a rimjob from a different alt girl from behind.
Junkie-“yea i absolutely junked that one trans girl, i got licked out from behind by the other alt girl, we had an absolute baller job last night.”
by Dallas fuckluck December 7, 2024
Get the Baller Jobmug. Doctor: So have you had any strange activities that may have caused this uti? Not peeing after sex?
Woman: Well I did let a man give me a piss job... Maybe that was it.
Woman: Well I did let a man give me a piss job... Maybe that was it.
by slimeunicorn69 July 11, 2025
Get the piss jobmug. by theguy2024 March 26, 2024
Get the Singapore Boat Jobmug. Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol
by dixie8123 November 19, 2018
Get the Text Jobmug. Gary Neville described Chelsea as "Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs" as they were beaten in the Carabao Cup final by an injury-hit Liverpool, who were playing their under 13s
by DJ Chimpy March 12, 2024
Get the Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobsmug. Unofficial task done in the workplace. Common abbreviation: G-job. Origin: during WWII, some sensitive tasks were given directly to a worker, and his supervisor might not be authorized to know exactly what it was. Thus the response when the supervisor questions what appears to be personal work done on company time: "it's government work."
Hey Tim, you're not scheduled to be running the lathe today, what are you working on? Just a little "government job".
by chamolm June 10, 2024
Get the government jobmug. by Sl13pp3rs November 30, 2021
Get the Italian Foot Jobmug.