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guilt job

When you’re simply feeling too guilty to fix something, you give them a blow job.
Mellisa was so guilted after going through my messages that she just had to give me a guilt job to make up for it.
by Mel Brobank July 12, 2019
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Nebraskan nose job

The act of cutting off your genitalia, cremating it, and snorting the ashes.
Before I went to sleep, I gave myself a Nebraskan nose job.
by Steve4051 June 27, 2025
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Hood job

Performing an action without drawing attention to yourself.
I think I did a hood job acting sober in front of my mom... she didn’t question anything.
by Pompousjenkins May 27, 2020
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An Adam Job

A job that should be easy in concept but is actually quite difficult in application.
Is this an Adam Job, because I don't know how we are going to get this done.
by Evanopie November 16, 2021
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Gob Job

When she succ the coke off ur dick b
“Damn Goblins gettin that gob job from that Gob Groupie!”
“Let’s get it boys”
by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020
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Stand Job

There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".
by K to tha G beotch June 28, 2021
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Fetus Job

When having vaginal intercourse with a pregnant woman and your penis enter the uterus.
I got with that bitch Brenda last night, ended up getting a fetus job!
by GhostlyXV February 24, 2024
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