boy 1: how can i become a chicken god
chicken god: you'll never be one because you ain't getting laid
chicken god: you'll never be one because you ain't getting laid
by chicken pussy May 9, 2018
Get the chicken god mug.Initially a misspelling of "good luck". God luck is believed to be a more potent way of wishing luck upon someone. By adding this phrase to your repertoire, you add divinity. God luck out there.
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Get the dion the god mug.God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.
This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN
This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN
Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?
Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here
Friend: you didn't smoke it all?
Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself
Friend: ....
Bruh: well maybe..
Friend: only one way to find out
(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)
Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here
Friend: you didn't smoke it all?
Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself
Friend: ....
Bruh: well maybe..
Friend: only one way to find out
(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)
by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017
Get the gods cotton mug.If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.
The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"
Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.
Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.
Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
Get the technological act of god mug.A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.
Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
by coolFaggit March 2, 2017
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