stiff tit

When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.

I was feeling horny when I was playing football so I decided to stiff tit Jess.

by FrankTheLank November 14, 2017

Loud as Tits

Quite quiet. No discernible noise to be heard. How loud could tits really be?

Damn, that mouse was loud as tits!

by IguanaBOIIIII November 27, 2017

Tits

Boobs. The breasts of women that oh so many straight men adore.

Hey, see that girl over there? You gotta agree that she has some nice tits.

by RonantheAccuser December 7, 2017

Wobblie tits

Wobblie tits is a nick name for a over weight person

Hey look it’s “wobblie tits” he should join the football team he’d be good

by ndbvwdn l m d,s February 26, 2018

Tits up

Describing a female who has fallen asleep.

Megan worked her ass off today. Came home and went Tits Up in an hour.

by Kosmikdebbris May 8, 2018

Crumb tits

1- when you eat snacks and you have crumb all over your chest.
2-Your boobs are as small as a crumb

She has crumb tits.
Look at him eatting all the chips with his crumb ‘tis.

by QueenofDenile March 7, 2018

pastie tits

Tits/boobsetc.. breasts that look like pasties

Look She's got pastie tits . Yeah she's got a nice body but she's got pastie tits

by Dirtysilence February 12, 2017