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God's dilemma (Again)

The ethical dilemma that arises when you subject a sentient lifeform to reality.

God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."

Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." 😨🤲

God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"

Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"

God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" 😇👏👏👏

Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"
God's dilemma (Again)

God "Well, what's the alternative?" 🤷

Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."

God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."

Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."

God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."

Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" 🔥🤬🔥
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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Speak to the gods

What people say when they want you to take something up with the gods or as a comeback
Trevor: “You cant go swimming here this is private property“ stRanger: “don’t talk to me SPEAK TO THE GODS
by Blah blah May 3, 2021
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faceless god

A god-like being that hides in the shadows, doing deads off camera (out of sight) to help the masses
The faceless god watched as their civilization crumbled; how they wish they could safe it
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God

in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
We love God!!!!
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the anime god

His name is Cameron but he goes by Cam. He knows so much about anime more than you think. If he ever had the chance to be in an anime he would, (not like a weirdo either) if it’s anyone who talks about anime a lot, it’s him.
Hey, have you heard of the anime god?
Yes! His name is Cameron, he’s really funny.
by XxAnnaxX June 28, 2021
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Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless
by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018
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The God Room

Founded at Quinnipiac University. God Room is a bunch of silly goose idiots, but are actually smart. They are always down to turn the fuck up, but always puts family first. Some say they are the long lost disciples of Jesus Christ

Currently at 11 members, but always welcome more. Only if, they live the God Room lifestyle, pray daily, participate in the rituals, obey the moral law, and accept our teachings
Holy shit it’s The God Room their dicks must be massive
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