Tar piss

The liquidy waste released from ones bowels when they're suffering from dirrea and theres nothing left in the tank

"Im gonna beat the tar piss out of you."

"My stomach was a mess all night, nothing but tar piss"

by Sigmund fraud December 20, 2020

pissed the moint

What you succeeded in doing when you failed to understand local natives' warnings during a visit to Cols and went noisily/splashingly wading in a creek that is inhabited by fearsome-toothed red-colored anglerfish-like predators.

If you don't want your gravestone to read, "Missed the point --- pissed the moint", you should closely listen and comprehend what your intergalactic tour-guide tells you about the dangerous plants and animals on a particular planet or asteroid that you're planning on visiting.

by QuacksO October 23, 2019

piss

a bevrage made from water and other somtances drank by the president Obama once

"ey bro give mike a glass or piss "

by B i g ';.;m,.;a-`,.;m.m.;';`-a May 30, 2021

piss n shit

piss n shit is a combination of shit and piss OR a phrase used to describe your son’s dick.

gonna capture some piss n shit

by MagiYT November 20, 2021

Piss up

Air dirty laundry

I am just going to piss up with this gossip.

by booziebobeep August 8, 2017

Piss and Pour

When stuck in an automobile, in a traffic jam for instance, using a cup or other receptacle to urinate, then emptying out of the window or door.

Sorry Dave, give me that empty soda bottle, we've been stuck here for an hour. Need to piss and pour, or I'll do it in my pants.

by Mike Chong February 12, 2023

Mind Pissing

To mentally mark your territory.

1. Carlos is mind pissing on Megan when Megan belongs to Dave.

2. Megan is dating Dave but Carlos keeps minding pissing on Megan.

3. If Dave and Megan were going to a party and Dave started talking to another girl when Megan was watching, she would walk over to Dave and mind pies on him in front of said girl.

by Dave and Megan February 19, 2011