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ur not gunna be home tonight right "bro"
by hablammm December 25, 2011
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The Bro Card

Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.
Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!

*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."

2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.
by clownkid18 January 14, 2012
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Bro

Either:
1) An awesome person who you have total respect for. It is used with lacrosse players a lot. They must have earned the right to be called a bro.

2) If used in a negative way it could mean a total douche bag. He is the annoying loud guy at a party. It is usually used in a sarcastic way like saying the person is cool.
1) Bob: He just did a back flip!

Joe: What a bro.

or

Bob: Hey man.

Joe: What up bro.

2) Fred: HEY EVERYONE IM AWESOME!

Charles: Wow, you are such a bro
by BigBoyBallard February 23, 2011
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bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
by Hosier March 2, 2011
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wreck bro

a phrase used only by complete idiots.
hailey: your fucking stupid, wreck bro.
sam: what an idiot.
by lawlyourmum March 14, 2011
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bro pieces

a laxers bro stick or dick
ryan: make my sandwhich or make me use my bro pieces
by iheartlaxbros August 6, 2011
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Bro

Not to be confused with "lax bro" which is essentially a douche. A Bro is a person who lives a chill life, most likely smokes weed and usually lives near the ocean. They continually use words such as dude, bro, chill, gnarly, right on, righteous, sick, and shoots (in hawaii). Bros are nice, inclusive and cool to be around unlike their "lax bro" counterparts. Bro music is usually bands like Sublime, The Dirty Heads, 311, slightly stoopid and many other chill reggae/ska bands. They live mainly in SoCal and Hawaii. Still, some can be found in NorCal in the bay area. But seriously... bros dont say hella or hecka.
Bro: Hey bro, you see those gnarly tubes out there today?
Bro's Bro: Yea its pretty chill, after we light we should go out.
Bro: Right on bro.
Bro's Bro: Shoots bro.

Not To Be Confused With:
Lax Bro: SPOOOORTS! YEEEEEAAHHHHHH! IM SO COOOOL! CHECK OUT MY JERSEY I WEAR 25/7!!!!! IM SOOOOO FREAKIN COOL! WANNA HEAR A JOKE? NO? OH WELL!! WOMENS RIGHTS!!! HAHAHA IM SO FUNNY!
by ImSoChill August 19, 2011
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