Wiggum (n.)

After the Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum, used to describe a wide-eyed individual who remains happily unaware of their own ignorance. Not only can this person not stay focused on the task at hand (typically caused by a self-imposed distraction or mishap), but also, the person may not fully understand the task at hand... or reality in general. Explaining to the individual the error of their ways is futile for this reason, as the mistakes they make are based on the fact that they are not aware of the most basic things in life which are acceptable or not acceptable to do.

Wiggum (n.): "Did he really just use the word 'unpossible' with a straight face?! That guy is such a wiggum."

by king_e_dawg October 27, 2010

Big n Banging

Shown and out there for everyone to see...usually referring to boobs or butts.

With that low top, her boobs look big n banging. They 'bout to pop out!

Her ass was big n banging in those little daisy dukes.

by I'mNotUsingMyRealName November 11, 2010

(n-1) tier

Whereas a modern web software application has separate layers for presentation (user interface), business logic, and storage etc. (because modular construction is easier to build and debug) it is usually called an "n-tier architecture", where n represents the number of modules or layers. It is much more secure and robust than the "old way" (1-tier), where one machine was the web server, file server, database, and firewall. A program which has illogical or insufficient rules (i.e. absence of business logic) can be termed "(n-1) tier", as a crucial part (usually the part that makes the software smart or helpful) has obviously been omitted by scatterbrained developers, detached managers, clueless requirements analysts, dumb pilot members, etc.

Employee A: Did you submit your travel costs yet?
Employee B: No, our stupid online expense system kept giving me a cryptic error.
Employee A: Yup, that EOM app is an (n-1) tier system...

Boss: I need you to fix your time charges for last week. You entered 45 hours instead of 4.5 hours on Wednesday.
Subject: Must've been a fat-finger. Too bad our accounting system can't catch that obvious error. It's just another (n-1) tier waste of code.

by k3for June 3, 2010

hawk n tee

Combination mohawk, haircut and a goatee beard.

Dood, you're looking way cool with your hawk n tee.

by Jimmy the Dick April 23, 2009

Drink N' Lick

The act of taking a drink and licking the bottle so the next guy gets to have your spit in his hand.

"That's right punk, you just got drink n' licked... next time you'll think before you try to backwash my in my soda."

by The Shakespearean Antagonist May 6, 2009

ring n drop

The act of making a telephone call and then putting the phone down before anyone gets a chance to answer

Hey, you better not ring n drop ne again or I will shiv you up

by Forces May 28, 2006

PB n' J

an acronym derived from the words "Prickass Buttmunch Jerkoff". Usage: when words fail to encapsulate the irritation factor of a certain individual. Ussually of a romantic interest gone awry.

"He's such a . . . what's the word? . . . Ah yes, PB n' J.

by Aaron J May 12, 2006