Monkey Squad

A bunch of wild kids who go around doxing and swatting streamers.

"did you hear monkey squad doxed that kid"

by FortnitePill June 28, 2021

peanut monkey

the best person to ever be on the planet

as a nick name - you are a peanut monkey

by peanut monkeys July 4, 2021

monkey's banana

Something that's pretty hip and groovy

Chocolate and peanut butter? Mmmm, that combo is the monkey's banana!

by Alexjandro de Tron October 5, 2013

Corner Monkey

A person who is pretty much a loner all by themself

Person 1: *sitting in the corner at a dance by themself*
Person 2: why are you such a corner monkey?
person 1: Deal with it biznitch

by HOLY CRAP ITS FRIDAY April 14, 2012

offensive monkey

Someone who is incredibly vulgar, hateful, and spiteful all the time -- for no reason. Typically, an offensive monkey has no idea that people feel this way about them because they are disconnected from reality.

But you gotta be careful around offensive monkeys, because they are crazy and could snap at any moment, without warning, and bite your fingers off and/or tear your face up.

Sam: Can you believe that douche?

Nick: Yeah man, what an offensive monkey.

by Lima Beaners March 8, 2011

Freezing the Monkey

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"

My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.

by Gay porm May 14, 2023

Monkey boy

He got a booty. He got a body. He cute. He hot. He kinda looks like a monkey tho. But who fucking cares anyway.

Momkey boy is very cool. I saw monkey boy yesterday

by Very Slippery Dick October 30, 2018