John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.

You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.

by KyDandi April 2, 2022

Finnbarr michael

Absolute chad ultimate mega chad. The coolest person ever he is my favorite person.

Finnbarr Michael is a chad

by Majestic goat April 22, 2022

Mason Michael Awn

A convicted felon and sex offender, instrumental in the kidnapping of young girls for Jeffrey Epstein's private island. He is extremely sexist and is known to whip and nae-nae around his potential victims.

- "That bastard Mason Michael Awn stole my firstborn daughter just last week."
- "Classic Mason Michael Awn move."

by EldenJohn April 28, 2022

Jonathan Michael McKenzie

Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.

Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!

by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022

shawn michael McReynolds

G. o. (big) D

Shawn Michael McReynolds is GoD

by Sourpatch July 29, 2022

Cheeky Michael

When you poke someone in the bumhole in an unsolicited fashion

Shorted to Cheeky M-J

“Came in front work and the misses gave me a cheeky Michael”

by NanBummer5000 June 27, 2022

Stephen Michael Phillips

Likes Asians

Stephen Michael Phillips loves Bridget

by I am Himmy September 11, 2022