ur mom gay

ur mom gay

Hey dad, ur mom gay!

by Gojjan September 25, 2018

Mom's Slipper

A slipper that has been thrown by your mom in your face that is never misses and hits worse than you being gangbanged by 10 muscular man at the same time.

"What caused that bruise in your face?"

"Mom's Slipper."

"I see."

by MrRedflick October 3, 2018

your mom have the big gay

1. A more retarded way to say "your mom is gay"

Friend 1: your mom have the big gay
Friend 2: no u

by 12 year old btw March 22, 2018

Mom

The best person in the the world it may be different for you but for me she has put up with all my sh*t (I'm surprised she hasn't killed me yet)

Me: mom
Mom: yes
Me:dad wants to know what is for dinner
Mom: what ever he's cooking
(Few seconds later)
Me: I don't think we're eating today
Mom:*at the stove* I'm making tacos
Me: ok cool

by Dyzzi5 May 14, 2018

lostnunbound's mom

A litty mom

That is the most lostnunbound's mom I've seen.

by tawsick May 15, 2018

UR MOM

Used as a comeback to pretty much anything.

Jim-What did you eat last night
Clark-UR MOM

David-What are you doing after school today
Mark-UR MOM

by RIP city slickers May 16, 2018

mom

A person who tells you to shut up and go back to bed at 7:00 PM

You are a mom.

by Illuminati was taken March 28, 2018