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crackhead joe 

crackhead john's older brother who is also addicted to crack-cocaine but yet is financially stable.
crackhead John: hey man can i borrow $20 for some hard?
crackhead Joe: hang on man, somebody's out there. they watching us and i know it, but what they don't know is that i'm a sly mutha fucka.. i'm like a koala bear hiding and lurking in the trees, niggas just don't know.
crackhead John: look man i don't got time for this again, can you at least spot me $10? i need my fix
crackhead Joe: sure man, you seem true to the word.. you remind me of my brother
crackhead joe by bulletface March 29, 2015

Frosted Joe 

Ordering a Wendy's Frosty, then giving a man a blowjob whilst having the frosty in your mouth.
I gave Gary a Frosted Joe in the Walmart Parking lot right next to the new Wendys.
Frosted Joe by HomoSnail September 20, 2016
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tingly joe

the act of mixing hand sanitizer with lube and using for sexual acts. preferably with condom to avoid burning sensation in ones urethra.
she was being a real bitch so i pulled a tingly joe on her and now i'm all alone
tingly joe by terrainsnake January 29, 2018

Sneaky Joe 

When you take a picture of someone without them knowing
My uncle took a sneaky joe of me when i was getting out of the shower
Sneaky Joe by meme0gre June 4, 2018

Sloppy Joe Stacker 

Guy: I sure am sore after that sloppy joe stacker last night
Sloppy Joe Stacker by Pemis February 27, 2019

Granola Joe 

GRANOLA JOE IS YOUR DOOM. GRANOLA JOE IS THE VANISHING POINT OF ALL DESTINY, THE EVENT HORIZON BEYOND WHICH ALL IS DARKNESS AND VOID. GRANOLA JOE WILL COME BEARING GIFTS. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU LOOK REALLY COOL IN THAT SHIRT. GRANOLA JOE WILL OFFER TO HELP YOU PUT TOGETHER YOUR IKEA FURNITURE AND THEN ACTUALLY FOLLOW THROUGH. GRANOLA JOE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LOVED AND VALUED. GRANOLA JOE WILL INCREASE THE STANDARD OF LIVING OF ALL HUMAN BEINGS THAT ARE TOUCHED BY ITS SEETHING, HUNGRY SHADOW. GRANOLA JOE WILL DECEIVE YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. GRANOLA JOE WILL DEMAND THINGS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. GRANOLA JOE WILL SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF POWER. GRANOLA JOE WILL SUBSUME YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL LOVE YOU IN A WAY YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND. GRANOLA JOE, UNCONQUERED, UNYIELDING, GRANOLA JOE, UNCEASING, DEVOURING, GRANOLA JOE, ASCENDANT, ALL-DESIRING, GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE.
IN THE FETID, ECONOMICALLY APPOINTED INTERIOR OF THE WINNEBAGO, GRANOLA JOE LIES IN SPLENDID REPOSE, SHROUDED IN GREASY HAWAIIAN SHIRTS AND DECAYING PLASTIC LEIS.
Granola Joe by GRANOLA JOE September 12, 2019

Traitor Joe 

A dog who is not loyal or true to his owner.
PepperJack you are a Traitor Joe for snuggling with my friend, Barb.