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Bed cakes

The sludgeking and misses sludge having cakes or donuts in bed.
Look at them having bed cakes!
by SludgeKingJR October 17, 2025
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Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.
Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.
by dnbdave November 14, 2022
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cake

A woman with a large ass.
Yo, you got da cake!

Daaamn, she got a cakey.

She got a little cake going on there.
by JessicaM. November 8, 2012
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Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.
Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.
by tom-ed September 13, 2021
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tinder cake

a magical youth restoring cake eaten to lure prospective lovers.
'I was so excited about meeting her until i realized she'd eating the tinder cake'
by lazpix March 30, 2022
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carrot cake walk

2020 gave us a shitty year but wall we had to do was stay at home and do nothing, it was a carrot cake walk.
by SumB January 27, 2021
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cold rice cake

When your hittin an Asian from behind while inhabiting an igloo
Me: Hey ken, I got me sum of dat cold rice cake.
ken: hittin that fo sho!
by ChampagneCulo August 3, 2017
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