by King Tygrr May 17, 2011
Get the duu duu catmug. To have issues, one who has issues. Accompanied by a hand movement -'issUEZ'.
Also, my psychotic cat.
Also, my psychotic cat.
Eleanor: Rosalie, why did your cat just jump on my face?
Rosalie: Oh, sorry. She's kinda teh issuez cat.
Emma: The Ketchup Kid was even angstier than usual yesterday...
Rosalie: God, he is SUCH an issuez cat!
Rosalie: Oh, sorry. She's kinda teh issuez cat.
Emma: The Ketchup Kid was even angstier than usual yesterday...
Rosalie: God, he is SUCH an issuez cat!
by 4*0$@l13 March 3, 2008
Get the teh issuez catmug. Dead Cat Dirty is when your place of residence is in such a state of disarray from obsessive hoarding and/or pure lazines, and so vile that beneath the foul debris, one is certain to find a dead cat. The presence of a dead cat does not rely on whether or not the homeowners actually own or owned a cat. Once a certain degree of filth is reached, a rotten, decomposed cat carcass instantly appears. It is still under investigation exactly how the bizarre carcasses appear, and where they come from.
Girl 1: I went to Javier's house last night for some cocking and locking, but to my dismay, his apartment was DCD! I immediately got as dry as a nun's cunt.
Girl 2: What's DCD?
Girl 1: Dead Cat Dirty.
Girl 2: What's DCD?
Girl 1: Dead Cat Dirty.
by Trap "Money" McCallister May 23, 2011
Get the Dead Cat Dirtymug. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
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Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
I ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
I'm flat broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air
Stray cat strut, I'm a ladies cat
I'm a feline Casanova, hey man that's that
Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
Get my dinner from a garbage can
Don't go crossing my path
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
I ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
I'm flat broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air
Stray cat strut, I'm a ladies cat
I'm a feline Casanova, hey man that's that
Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
Get my dinner from a garbage can
Don't go crossing my path
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy"
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy"
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style
Stray Cat Strut
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy"
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy"
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style
Stray Cat Strut
by Death Menace February 18, 2023
Get the Stray Cat Strutmug. by Spencer Jennifer January 19, 2018
Get the fat house catmug. A full back stretch; you must bend over like you are taking it in the butt and go back and forth until it feels better (may take a while)
Megan's back really hurt after her workout so she did the cat and dog stretch and it suddenly felt amazing as if she got it in the butt.
by Kramden123 March 29, 2015
Get the cat and dog stretchmug. by sexual cat scratch December 22, 2016
Get the sexual cat scratchmug.