Whooping your goober

The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.

Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"

by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023

durn your hide

When country folk start a cursin. Durn your hide is loosely translated to dang it or dang you. If a country folk coke at ya with “durn your hide” you may as well just jump off a cliff cause your bout to meet your maker either way.

If someone cuts you off in traffic you yell “durn your hide”.

by Voodoomamarurujoooooo February 15, 2023

Take Your Cookie

A term used inside of the more urban northeast region of the united states meaning that they will take your Ass/Pussy by fucking the shit outa you.

Stop playn round before I Take Your Cookie shawty

by OlneyNigga1 December 28, 2022

your next line is

A phrase said by Joseph Joestar in Jojos bizarre adventure used to predict the enemy’s next line

Joseph: your next line is “I'm gay”

Every hot character in Jojos: I’m gay

by Real guy under April 10, 2023

trust your gut

Trusting your gut means following the physical feelings your body gives you that you are making the right or wrong decision. They are feelings of intuition that occur when the neurons in your gut communicate with those in your brain.

alex: you were right,that night was a disaster.

anna:told you,always trust your gut.

by artemis♡ May 7, 2023

Blaze Your Glory

To get a carpet burn on your asshole by having sex on the floor

Put a pillow down. You wouldn’t want to blaze your glory.

by Casual Observer 4565 July 31, 2023

Shmeebulate your gogoids

For when you either take care of yourself in the most wholesome way, or for when you obliterate someone completely. Often by molecular disassembly.

"Consider trying to shmeebulate your gogoids"
"What does that mean?"
"Exactly. Consider your gogoids shmeebulated"

by prehensile sledgehammer July 31, 2023