water the general's dog

To urinate.

I need to go water the general's dog before we head out of here.

by dibble bop December 20, 2010

Bog Water

The stuff that makes someone sick when eaten, inhaled, drank, smoked, or snorted. The shit you should say"no" to.

Bruh don't drink that, it's bog water.

by Agnonymouse January 16, 2022

Water

Water is something you drink, wash your body with, and is WET

Hey man pass the wet water

by Idkanymore...... December 2, 2017

Dirty Water

Dirty Water - a term for a build up of semen in your testicles.

An old carpenter arrived on the building site on a Monday morning and said to the apprentice, "well Jimmy, did you get rid of your dirty water at the weekend?' thus - did you get "a ride" or "did you get the spuds drained"? In other words did you have sexual intercourse at the weekend or "blow yer load" and get rid of your dirty water. (See Get Er Bucked in Belfast).

by weeBelfastman March 15, 2025

Spicy Water

When we go to festivals instead of raw dogging MDMA out of the bag we mix it with our water, that means it's fairly distributed between the 3 or 4 of us. You just gotta be careful you don't over-hydrate as fucks up your insides. It's miles better than rubbing it on your gums or putting it in a rizlas and swallowing it.

Yo, whos got the spicy water need to keep the buzz going.

by Opiate Addict September 1, 2023

table water

table water is just like water but now its on a table. most people share it in restaurants or sm

Person 1: "OMG ITS WATER BUT ON A TABLE"

Person 2: *faints of amazement due to the existence of the table water*

by The Bad Command Station July 25, 2025

Aircraft Carrier Water

Water contaminated by fuel.

In reference to the USS Nimitz in which the water supply was contaminated by jet fuel.

Person 1: "Hey man this water tastes funny."
Person 2: "That's not just water that's Aircraft Carrier Water"
Person 1: *falls ill*

by Siegmund May 3, 2023