don't go down there, good old one eye is angry. When he gets agitated he sneezes love snot upon thee.
by good old one eye January 7, 2005
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1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.
Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.
Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.
Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.
Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."
by Marshall, Leslie, Jen, Marquita July 20, 2006
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Get the blue eyes white dragon mug.A pissed-off form of ending a relationship with a high school girlfriend by squirting sperm on her forehead while she is sleeping.
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Get the Blue Eyes White Dragon mug.A useless person that contributes nothing useful in any kind of capacity. A waste of air, a hunk of flesh that occupies space and little else. Sometimes considered a slug of a person, or a lazy slob. The addition of "with two eyes" signifies a human being.
Person 1: Look at that slob... he's nothing but a piece of meat with two eyes.
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...
by Cranko Slobotnik July 12, 2006
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this term arose and started in southern california from here it was mentioned in a popular video on the internet called "beard no beard"
from here the term arose and became popular and is often used in the skating community on the east side of the United states
this term arose and started in southern california from here it was mentioned in a popular video on the internet called "beard no beard"
from here the term arose and became popular and is often used in the skating community on the east side of the United states
yo dude i pulled a skateboard to eye guy today at the park i was trying to do a kick flip and the board kicked under me and got me in the eye
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