shaved meat

When you manscape and nik your dick.

I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.

by El_chopo June 30, 2021

Meat Bagel

Synonym for a woman's private area.

Look at how tight Kathy's leisure pants are. You can see her meat bagel through them! Jeff's mom's titties

by jerkbag donny October 18, 2011

Bread meat

The delicious fluffy interior of the bread beneath the crust.

Dont get me wrong sharon, i like the crust, but the bread meat is far superior.

by Grantis toboggan MD October 13, 2018

Meat girdle

Very long labias on women’s vulvas. People with “outie” coochies where their inner lips protrude past their outer lips. Also known as meat flaps or roast beef.

“Do you have an innie or outie?”
“An outie, I have such a meat girdle”

by wanderingmermaid May 02, 2022

squid meat

Discussing meat and or food.

Mainly jack in the box.

Feeling like a squid and or squidward tentacles

Dude I had some squid meat for dinner and now my stomach feels like shit

by Dankpurpledrank February 02, 2023

Meat thug

In the great era of the corona virus the act of “ meat thugging”- scraping thou cock against the rough bark of a tree to polish art cocks tip

K-“Leo what are you doing up against that tree”

L-“Im meat thugging against this tree to polish the tip”

by Kess Piffington May 19, 2020

meat-physics

(Noun) an alternate name for the material science of physics which studies physical matter, as opposed to meta-physics, used to disparage scientists who deny the reality of non-material realities.

My meat-physics professor at the university will not let me write a paper on astral projection because he claims the subject area is meta-physical esotericism lacking sufficient empirical research data to cite.

by MinistryOfDEW March 02, 2022