by I connot tell August 13, 2003
When you insert an m-80, black-cat or other explosive firework into one's anus and light the fuse, thus creating a brown eye blow out.
by paragod October 16, 2007
don't go down there, good old one eye is angry. When he gets agitated he sneezes love snot upon thee.
by good old one eye January 07, 2005
verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.
Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.
Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.
Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.
Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."
by Marshall, Leslie, Jen, Marquita July 20, 2006
by Donkey Kong Song February 05, 2003
A pissed-off form of ending a relationship with a high school girlfriend by squirting sperm on her forehead while she is sleeping.
by 71-JackHammer February 15, 2007
term used by skateboarding community to refer to a kid who has a black eye or the skate board hit there eye this term comes from the show bill nye the science guy a popular science program on tv
this term arose and started in southern california from here it was mentioned in a popular video on the internet called "beard no beard"
from here the term arose and became popular and is often used in the skating community on the east side of the United states
this term arose and started in southern california from here it was mentioned in a popular video on the internet called "beard no beard"
from here the term arose and became popular and is often used in the skating community on the east side of the United states
yo dude i pulled a skateboard to eye guy today at the park i was trying to do a kick flip and the board kicked under me and got me in the eye
by jaju baller July 11, 2008