by Jacob Witherspoon April 16, 2021
Get the great john mug.by You suck a Retard June 4, 2020
Get the john tickler mug.
A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.
Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
Get the John James Autobahn mug.by ?,? May 13, 2019
Get the John wood mug.
Plays cold but feels a lot and can love a lot
he breaks your heart
he doesn’t feel remorse anymore
he is someone you can’t recognize no more
he breaks your heart
he doesn’t feel remorse anymore
he is someone you can’t recognize no more
friend: hey, your music is loud and sad, are you okay?
me: yeah i’m fine
friend: don’t lie, it’s john again right?
me: yea:/
me: yeah i’m fine
friend: don’t lie, it’s john again right?
me: yea:/
by tjugofknett September 23, 2020
Get the John mug.