He tops Christian, Ricardo, Miguel. He's in love with Alyssa and they also have a family connection that goes way back to the bible. James and John were brothers and the sons of thunder and. Alyssa and John are siblings, get it? James is drop dead gorgeous but for some reason doesnt come from good gene parents. His face is gorgeous and body is perfect like a barbie
by Happy Christian November 20, 2020
A James will most likely get taken down by a girl (because hes so hot and playful) and plus he does really insured things like holding you during sex and touching you the right way putting your panties to the side. Unfortunately a James was meant to break your heart when you arent the only girl and then you see some blonde slim girl twerking with him.
You thought you had it until you realize James has a girlfriend. He doesnt always date the pretty girls but somehow hes frozen to date Alyssa because deep down inside they are star crossed lovers and she brings happiness to his whole world because she blesses his family.
by Happy Christian November 20, 2020
Gives you moment by moment blessings. He is worshipped for being a skinny/tall kind of statue. The typical James has brown or dirty blonde hair and you will rarely fall for the ones with black hair. You want him when unfortunately 70 other girls are applying for that position. He will never live up to what a faithful lover is and will most def commit adultery with you in the first month together
by Happy Christian December 27, 2020
Hes most of the time a white guy and sadly only lives for the moment so when hes gone, your going to feel so empty. They go big for every occassion and is a yielding type of boy so he pretty much lets you do anything you want with him. He could use all your prayers. The only way to conquer this guy is to use religion to the best of your strengths and he does not tolerate bullshit or bullying. In one video post his voice is loud enough for an assembly or conference.
James is so cool because he just goes so raw in all things and he speaks very pure English. If there was one girl he would stay with forever, its Alyssa. Sorry girls, but they will soon become part of Gods plan as a million dollar couple and their Dads will have more money than God. They are Bonnie and Clyde, Adam and Eve, Romeo and Juliet so none of you girls got a chance with Alyssa
by Happy Christian November 20, 2020
the main child in a family. Will most likely have a baby sister or adopted brother either way you get it. The only perfect girl for him is Alyssa and thats because she uses religion to her best ability and they both have their eyes on the Lord. They will soon star in movies together, travel the world together. Either way their chemistry does not compare to other girls
Alyssa is the Sh** for James and no other girl will take her place. Alyssa prays every day for them and their Dads to become the most richest families from Heaven.
by Happy Christian November 20, 2020
A truly fucked up person
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