Valentines cake

Getting some ass on Valentine’s Day

Yo Kieran gave me some valentines cake

by NumOneShawty February 14, 2021

Crap cake

A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.

Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.

by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Eating the cake batter

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone

“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”

by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018

Sussy Cake

Bro what! I just bought this off ebay and it has amogus on it!!!!! OMG!!!!

Man. I just ate some sussy cake!

by InfiniteIQ July 18, 2021

hotdog cake

So it's like when you bring a giant cake to a bachelor party, only there's not actually a girl inside, so a bunch of dudes just get really drunk waiting for the girl to jump out but she never does and they end up all sticking it in the cake

Man I am so sorry about that hotdog cake last night dude

by a captain of industry November 25, 2011

Show Cake

1. (noun) a cake solely for show, especially at birthday parties or weddings where photos will be taken. Not to be eaten.
2. (noun) an exceptional butt, not solely for show. Can be eaten.

“Gabe I need a show cake for my birthday.”

by Dr. Snrub May 15, 2022

Sran Cakes

The breakfast snack of sriggers. Eaten with marmalade, on a monorail, while speaking sribonics.

Mernon says: M'naah, those m'naahing Sran Cakes m'naah m'naah good. I wamanah m'naah I had me some Srorange Juice to washamanamah it damanahwamadaaaa SHAAAT!

Me: Mernon, you're such a goddam srigger ass srig.

by Srig-o-rama December 1, 2003