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no worries, numb nuts

Dwayne: Oh, you got me a new Torana! Cheers big ears!
Cheryl: No worries, numb nuts.
by Sam Whitehead March 17, 2008
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Banana nut time

A question asked by a female to a male, either as a offer for a blowjob or handjob OR questioning whether he's about to blow his load.
SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Almost..."

OR

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"
by Ariane Speedwagon April 7, 2009
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Sweaty Nuts Reed

A condition caused by going out in public in the absence of pants, or by wearing your pants on inapproriate places of your body.
"He pulled a sweaty nuts reed by going naked on the hot summer day"
by Im_Hammered_Get_Down February 12, 2009
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chill ur nut

To remain calm regarless of the situation.
Chill ur nut bud, the cops won't find 3 ounces of weed in my bag
by 4324234234234324 December 16, 2008
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Nut Sack Knitting

When a guys pubes are so long that you can braid or knit them together.
Lauren: Dude Ed needs to do some serious manscaping!
Karen: Why's that?
Lauren: Cuz I could give him a good Nut Sack Knitting, his pubes are so long!
by MamaDucket February 26, 2009
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nut n' tuck

Nut n' tuck, pronounced "nut and tuck", is the act to which the man during sexual intercourse nuts (cums) on his partners body and pulls his pants up quickly, tucking his nuts away.
Dam Jimmy, Last night I nut n' tucked this girl so hard
by MrJimmyPenguin November 5, 2016
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Grab nut Monday

Every Monday all the ladies can grab any guys nuts as long as they say "Grab nut Monday!" when they say it whoever grabs the most dicks at your school wins grab nut Monday
Random guy: WTF WHY DID YOU GRAB MY NUTS
Random girl: its grab nut monday
by Ooferz.smofferz November 18, 2019
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