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James

noun

A person who loses oven mitts. Possibly bad at Fortnite. Performs poorly in competitions and games. Gets no play. Thought his Hispanic ethnicity gave him the right to use the n-word. Keeps illegal decorations such as roadsigns in his living quarters. Has a fetish for glowing triangles and spends money on shit he doesn't need because it's on sale.
by official_descartes November 25, 2023
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James Hinspeter

Wanna be BabyTron LAMEST DEO MEMBER SUCKS OFF YOURSTEPDAD AND RICKYDROPEMOFF
James just sucked off ricky and yourstepdad stop doing that james hinspeter shit nigga
by RickyDropEmOff March 5, 2022
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Bartholomew James

A meanie who scowls so you punch him in the face. evil little mischievous boy. alternatively known as brad.
God! Bartholomew James is scowling again! I need to teach him a lesson
by slayqueen69 August 21, 2022
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James

this sister will have your back for anything
she doesn't give a fuck for anything
shes amazing, and is a clown
she might be a clown when she grows up
she raps
heres one of her raps:

draco and harry
they gonna marry
then they gonna fuck
in the back of a truck
snape walks in
and joins in
by emmaISanINTROVERT December 1, 2019
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James Rigler

He is God, no other can match his capabilities.
Being the man he is, he is unnaturally well hung and sexy.

when you hear his unique name people fall in love.

he brightens your day with sublime immaturity.
by Riggy344255 May 14, 2015
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James

James is confident and out going. He won’t take no for an answer and will always win an argument. He’s trustworthy and smart- although he thinks differently. He’s a great friend and isn’t hard to get a long with- but don’t get on his bad side…he’s not afraid to bite!
Person: “James is so nice!!”
Person2: “No! He bullied me on roblox because my bloxburg house was worth less then his!”
by unicorngang101 August 13, 2021
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James

Short white guy who’s cute asfff, he has usually a nice ass and a sharp and hot jawline.
Has a deep voice and he’s so peng.
“James is so peng, he’s my cutie small gonger
by marvin rg April 4, 2021
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