shit for luck

Extremely bad luck.

guy1: Bro, my car got impounded!
guy2: Well, don't you have shit for luck.

by Nic Grossie June 2, 2008

Shit a stick

Variation on "have a cow"

Ryan: Dude, why did you eat my last damn Poptart?!
Alex: Dont shit a stick man, i dident know it was your last one!

by Hammie V. October 8, 2008

diva shit

term that gay men use when they like something or about something that makes them feel more like a woman

see this here black mink that i am about to wear to this xmas charity event...thats diva shit...

by oni the kid January 20, 2009

boyle shit

the telling of an obviously fictional event as though it really happened to you, and then standing by that lie no matter what evedence is presented to prove you wrong.

Tim: "Did you know that Chris has a Master's Degree in Metallurgy?"
Dennis: "That is some Boyle Shit! He also said that he got it from a community college that doesn't have anything to do with metallurgy and only offers associates degrees."

by the bluemeanie December 22, 2008

demonic shit

Opposite of holy shit.

Scared Dude: HOLY SHIT!!!

Satanists: That's DEMONIC shit, you douche bag.

by badworddefiner March 17, 2009

shit shins

When one removes the toilet off of an underground porta potty and jumps in and is shins deep in shit he is then called "shit shins"

After he became shit shins he couldn't eat for the rest of the day.

by TanRin March 30, 2009

Shit Nipple

General insult; usually meaning the person is both weak and a jerk, but is also used to express angry dislike of a person or their actions.

"After all that talk about how he was such a better worker than us, John didn't get a raise. What a shit nipple."

"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"

by Dark Dave May 17, 2013