What a less-than-honorable person WOULD like to hear --- i.e., "Approach me and I'll give you money, food, or something else desirable" --- rather than the stern "show yourself peaceably" command uttered by a firearm-wielding lawman.
Delinquent teen in the overnight lock-up: So... what got YOU in trouble?
Second delinquent teen: Oh, I was out raisin' Hell the other night, and Johnny Law showed up, so I ducked into a dark alley and hid behind a dumpster. I didn't hear the cop properly when he called to me --- I thought he'd said, "Come **up** with your hands **out**," so I stupidly dashed right out and ran up to him with my eager hands held out, thinking he was gonna give me a hamburger or pass me a few bucks... instead, he merely slapped da cuffs on me!
Second delinquent teen: Oh, I was out raisin' Hell the other night, and Johnny Law showed up, so I ducked into a dark alley and hid behind a dumpster. I didn't hear the cop properly when he called to me --- I thought he'd said, "Come **up** with your hands **out**," so I stupidly dashed right out and ran up to him with my eager hands held out, thinking he was gonna give me a hamburger or pass me a few bucks... instead, he merely slapped da cuffs on me!
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Girlfriends mind: we’re in public.. but he’s so cute I wanna tell him I love him… oh I know!
-girlfriend grabs boyfriends hand and squeezes three times-
The I love you hand squeeze
-girlfriend grabs boyfriends hand and squeezes three times-
The I love you hand squeeze
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Jon's signature move
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Jon's signature move
If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind
by Squawboss June 23, 2022
Get the Two handed texas weeny wind mug.another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.
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friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
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friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"
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Yeah- it's no Surfer Rosa.
Well that's a no brainer.
Yeah- it's no Surfer Rosa.
Well that's a no brainer.
by AlecO April 24, 2007
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