Con Cunt

Someone who is so embittered and angry at life that they decided to flout the joyous camaraderie of geekdom at venues such as anime conventions or comicon by being a complete asshole to people by rejecting and disdaining fun and jovial gestures.

Con-goer: High five!
Con cunt: Fuck you.
Con-goer: (sarcastically, but not fully grasping the sincerity of the offense) Whoa, dude.

Con-goer: Free hugs!
Con cunt: How 'bout a blow job, bitch?
Con-goer: (incredulous stare)

by Raggedy Dandy May 17, 2014

cunt nip

someone who attracts cunts

Ben is cunt nip

by dover1990 November 19, 2013

Cunt Swab

Tampon. Surrounded by the Vagina.

Person 1: Wow, John is such a cunt swab.
Person 2: Yeah, John is such a tampon.

by BigPPSchlongMaster June 12, 2015

Cunt Flag

When someone is being a massive cunt and you signal to your mate by flapping your arms

Here mate, that guy was a pure cunt so I gave my mate the Cunt Flag *waves arms in the air*

by Beany138 July 4, 2016

Flaming cunt

you're a flaming cunt = flame in comparison to fire, therefore the magnitude of your cuntism is at a large scale, furthermore commenting on the nature of your attitude, referred to as rather 'fire like'

Mate, you're being a straight up flaming cunt

by flamingcuntalessia October 4, 2016

Cunt Funk

Noun used to describe the unpleasant smell of dirty, sweaty or generally unkempt vaginas.

"We we're going to have sex but once the clothes were off there was a strange smell of old shrimp. Turns out she had mad Cunt Funk."

by typhy1990 October 13, 2016

Cunting license

A cunting license is a permit to do/say Cuntish things. Used in a rhetorical fashion.

Steve: I don't understand why people with depression don't just get over it.

Reasonable person: I'm going to need to see your Cunting license and registration please.

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Sir, are you aware how fast you were cunting?

by Thehotone November 16, 2015