Chocolate Udonis

Dominic Redix

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by theman1243333 August 22, 2011

Italian Chocolate Freezie

Having Nutella sucked off of ones nuts while ice cubes are rubbed on the nipples.

Bob: Janet tried the Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: Hard to come when your balls are covered in chocolate.

by Bob with Joe May 18, 2014

Chocolate Paper

The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.

Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.

by ValveTime October 7, 2015

Chocolate dipped strawberry

The sex act of sticking only the tip into a womans asshole

man: woah bro jenny gave me a chocolate dipped strawberry last night

by pupcorez November 4, 2021

chocolate scooping

Fisting someone in their anus.

My wife is interested in some chocolate scooping action!

Hey man! I chocolate scooped that bitch last night!

by BiggHoss511 November 12, 2012

Sexual Chocolate

When something is really good or a task goes very well. As chocolate and sex are also good together.

Bloke 1: Mate, that gearbox went in sweet.
Bloke 2: Yea mate, like sexual chocolate.

by Here's Brucey February 10, 2019

Chocolate

1. A sweet brown piece of candy made from cacao. Usually multiple squares merged into a bar of it.
2. Another way to try and say "shit," "crap," or "poop".

1. "Hey, isn't this chocolate yummy?"
2. "Who's chocolate is this, and why isn't it cleaned up yet?! I need my toilet to be clean!"

by Femtanyl December 11, 2023