Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.

"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."

by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012

Butter Up

In prison, inmates lubricate their arsehole with butter before they see a visitor bringing them contraband. It ensures a comfortable insertion of said contraband.

Flanno is coming to visit me in an hour with some Meth. I better go butter up.

by Charliebynature April 9, 2022

butter

a BTS's song that WENT FIRE WORLDWIDE
it's extremely dancy and has a summer vibe
the lyrics are also really catchy, for instance: GET IT, LET IT, ROLL!
also, the song has hit billboard hot no.1 for 5 weeks long (so far)

you should definitely listen to the song butter by BTS, I'm sure you'll love it!

by TAEHYUNGS MCFURRY June 30, 2021

butter fam

person who THINKS they can play basketball, but are really TRASH at any sport.

hey, here come the "butter fam"

by kxidikefocoekxmck February 25, 2017

Buttering corn

When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.

At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.

by Scrooge McSucc October 23, 2016

Butter cannon

The breasts of an old woman that contain milk that has spoiled and when they are squeezed, instead of milk, butter comes shooting out.

Guy 1-How was that old lady you banged last night?
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.

by SAFDNV July 3, 2010

Butter my buttcheeks

The feeling when you go down a metal or rubber slide in hot weather

"that slide better not butter my buttcheeks"

by AlfredKetchup December 17, 2023