ass glove

a term for an item of underwear worn on the lower half e.g thong, g-string

i bought a new ass glove today

by Lozzy G August 11, 2005

Ass Smasher

one who commits the smashing of anal extremities.

Rob Springman is an Ass Smasher.

by Slobo March 12, 2008

ass spackle

To fill an ass with cum to the point that it is overflowing...at which point you take your finger and even out the amount that will no longer fit. Hence spackling the ass.

Dude, that chick has a huge ass, I think she needs some ass spackle.

by Daviel April 29, 2008

ass creek

The built up sweat during hot weather which trickles in between your ass crack, creating an ass creek.

At the nudist colony, Chelsea was starting to show some ass creek during volleyball.

by Not so hungry Zombie March 30, 2009

ass callous

The toughness built up in and around the rectum of a man due to manual fondling of his butt or from the friction of getting stuck in the butt.

I love building up an ass callous so that guys can run trains on me...

by LovesItInIt June 22, 2008

ass twinkie

One who eats twinkies from the ass of the drummer from Goldfinger

Chad is an ass twinkie.

by Godless Infidel June 24, 2008

Fire ass

Eating lots of spicy food then burning your ass hole while shitting.

Mike: "I had fire ass the other day."

Alex: "oh did you eat an entire bag of flaming hot cheetos."

by gray dude March 10, 2014