the meat pie

A term coined by Lord Aethelstan, "The Meat Pie" is when you take a fat shit, freeze it overnight, insert that frozen shit into a woman's vagina, and let it melt inside. You can also add "glaze" once "The Meat Pie" is completed.

A: ay mang yo girl fiiiiine
B: aha you know it gang, i'mma give that bitch some of "The Meat Pie" tonight

by guvnor1912 November 22, 2023

smoked meat sandwich

A sandwich that "1337 5p43k3rz" eat. Lol. For "pr0 g4m3r0x0rz" only.

ZOMG I PWN3D THIS n00b th3n I w3n7 2 937 a w311 1337 smukk3d m33t s4n!3 LOL!!!!11!ONE!111!!! BOOM! HEADSh0t! T3h 1337 s4n!

In english:
Oh my god I beat this new player at a game then I went to get a very elite smoked meat sandwich. Haha. Bang I shot you in the head.

by j03 !nf3rn0 June 25, 2006

Pete Meat

A kid who is always down to fuck sexy mamacitas always...

Pete Meat fucks sexy mamacitas every day.

by PeteShMeat July 19, 2017

Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.

“Those shoes lame asf”

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”

by Aphoedite May 15, 2024

Meat Masher

when your so horny that you phone up EVERYBODY in your contacts.

I Had a meat masher fest all day yesterday

by AAustinMega October 2, 2019

meat

the best food

Person 1: I don’t eat meat.

Other person: naw dawg you have to try it.

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 26, 2025

flower meat

Vagina

Bitch yo flower meat smells like squalene. Clean that shit

by fritz aber March 15, 2014