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Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl

When a guy steals a girl with whom you weren't dating, but chatting up numerous times in hopes of one day dating her (can also apply to girls). People like Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl are what causes others to be placed in the friendzone
Person A: dude, see that girl over there? I've been chatting her up for an hour, and I think I we are hitting it off!
Person B: cool story bro. I'll be right back *Person B leaves

-later-

Person A: yo, what took you so long, I've been waiting for 20 minutes!
Person B: oh, I was just getting that girl's number. We're doing some stuff tomorrow.
Person A: that's the same girl from earlier, jerk. God, stop being such a Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl.
Person B: that title it too long.
Person A: whatever douchebag.
by Python22 October 8, 2013
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mr person number 2

It means it makes you laugh at your own jokes.
Boy: What did the dog say to the camel?
Girl: What?
Boy: rough!
Boys mind: What do you think of that mr person number 2?
mr person number 2: aaah oooh eeee aaah
Boy: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Girl: Thats not funny.
by 7778 April 29, 2008
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Mr. steal your girl

cordie stole my girl.

he's mr. steal your girl.
by Luke's kitten January 5, 2020
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MR KRABS LITTLE FRIED SHRIMP

Mr Krabs is always bragging about the size of his shrimp yet everyone knows that my boi aint packing.
Have you seen Mr Krabs Little Fried shrimp?

OMG yes but its ok its about the motion not the size.
by 69dankclit69 June 3, 2020
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mr twittie twister and his sisters

When sisters get a little bit too twitty with it.
brandon: oh hey baby sis u trynna get twitty wit it
lacie: no fuck off small dick dumb bitch
luke: ILL GET TWITTY WITH U BRANDON
brandon: come here then luke!
luke: Ahh! Ohh! Yumm? ur such a a good twitty tister brandon!
brandon: thnx i know!
lacie: you guys are fucking gay

brand and luke: WE KNOW!
mr twittie twister and his sisters
by mr twittie twister and his sis December 29, 2020
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Mr Big Dicks Hot Chicks

An great collection of internet porn videos where a bro by the name of Julian pounds a bunch of hot pussy. Used by hung dudes to jack it mostly.
I jerk to Mr Big Dicks Hot Chicks because of the large size of my dong.
by jSox May 4, 2008
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Mr. C. M. Cockblock

defining a cockblocker with a pseudonym when not able to directly state said cockblocker's name.

Very useful when the cockblocker is in close vicinity of you and/or partner. Also very useful as a label to said cockblocker
Girl: What's wrong baby?
Boy: I don't want to say right now ok?
Girl's Dad: Are you sure son? You do seem a little tense and uptight

Sinister look in Dad's eyes
Boy: Well, i would be more relaxed, but once again Mr. C. M. Cockblock strikes again (winks at girlfriend without Dad noticing)
Girl's Dad: Laugh out loud (he's too douchey to write lol)
by djhiphopisdead June 24, 2010
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