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hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat

A obese cat, aka the rizzler. Lives in aubrey texas.
“Hey- wheres hello kitty rainbow peanut butter cat?” “Shes gooning to skibbity toilet and rizzing baby gronk” “gyat”
by Rizzler faunum gyat December 12, 2024
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Nutter butter

gooey stuff that comes out of your pee pee that makes girls pregnant
it also tastes very good it has a nice texture like butter
by hawkseye November 28, 2018
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butter runs

Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.
Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.
by pizzleboy November 25, 2023
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Butter

The most amazing, caring, spontaneous, marvelous, pretty, funny, annoying, generous, forgiving, energetic, trustworthy, stupid, and like able person you’ll ever meet
I love you butter <3
by Gvbbiis August 3, 2021
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butter my tulip

when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.
Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.
by MonsieurMosaic April 24, 2016
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butter my horse

to rub liquid (lotion, lube, cum) on a man’s genitalia.
when she came over, we had an amazing time, she buttered my horse and got right to it.

Before we had sex, I had to butter my horse.
by jb.cabb May 30, 2024
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Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
by Banditheeler July 29, 2022
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