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chicken fucking shit

A chicken that won'the stop humping things around it.
'Dude, havetc you been to Billy's house? He's got a chicken. A chicken fucking shit!'
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Chicken-egg Problem

A reference to the classic, epistemological problem of determining the (efficient) cause and a corresponding product amongst entities that could be argued to fill either, opposing roles.

Used more colloquially to laugh off an impasse in which the solution to a problem cannot feasibly be made to precede and solve that problem until said problem is already solved. Really, it can be downright abused on any pickle, dilemma or conundrum.
The interview is tomorrow but I’m still naked, broke and nobody will loan me money. If only I had a job so I could buy a suit. It’s a real chicken-egg problem.”
Christian used this turn of phrase word for word in college back in 2007. But it’s been heard in use lately. Where’d it actually come from? Gaaaaw-lee, what a chicken-egg problem.”
by CSean7 January 18, 2018
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Flubbery Ham Chicken

When first watching the movie Flubber you get oddly turned on to go find the babe to get down and dirty. When you're going down you start going in raw but when finishing up you pull out and that sucka is as hot as ham.
"When Daisy and I watched Flubber we participated in Flubbery Ham Chicken."
by Swastles January 5, 2017
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chicken baby charbutt

An insulting term declared to friends, normally to provoke them into rage.
Are you just gonna sit there and do nothing? You chicken baby charbutt!
by curley jefferson January 6, 2017
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Chicken in your hand

(Manager calls employee early in the morning) "You want to come in to work on this project today?" (Voice on the other end of the line sounds low and sexy) "You sound like you have your chicken in your hand!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"
by MassBoss July 30, 2013
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Chicken, Pot, Pie

A delicious food that is even better with commas, trust me.
by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011
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Extreme Gay Chicken

When two/three straight guys get bored with playing 'gay chicken' the game is stepped up to an "extreme" level.

The game is able to be played with 2 or 3 players, recommended supplies include lube, condoms are not recommended .

The first two players must get their cocks out, and optionally apply lube.

The third player must take their pants off and expose their asshole. The must then bend over and open their mouth (if there is 3 players)

All 3 players must then close their eyes, and players 1 and 2 must walk forward until their dicks are in player 3. The first player to flinch or move away is declared the loser. If nobody moves away the first player to ejaculate is considered gay.
Chris: Hey dude wanna play Extreme Gay Chicken? I'll go in the middle.
Duncan: Yeah let me get the lube.
Tyler: Can I join?
by GreenvillePowerHose May 21, 2023
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