Magic Bean

Slang term for vagina.

My damn magic bean is wet!

When she was changing, I saw her magic bean.
Please use my magic bean!

by Paper Hat December 4, 2023

beans

sex.

I just had beans.

by tonydunn June 15, 2022

Bean

Git baghead, big shagga mush, pua bean head, loves da seshion

Ew Bean got any smoke like? " nah mate just pua mooched to boaty for fuck al been bumped the fuck out of gonna do the stupid cunt in"

by wghqugi November 28, 2018

Human bean

In Roald Dahl's BFG, "Human bean" means "Human beings" as giant country's language.

BFG: I don't eat human beans, so giants call me a stupid runty guy.

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 10, 2024

autistic bean disorder

‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’

‘Lillie loves to shove beans in her hair cause she has the autistic bean disorder’

by Daniel19 December 13, 2019

Baked beans

Baked beans is slang for when you’re happy and need to let out a random word, also can be said “baked beans on toast” or just “beans on toast”.

“Hey, guess what !!”
“What?”
“WE ARE GOING TO SEE HAMILTON”
“BAKED BEANS ON TOAST”

“Hi, i have some shocking, bad news.. your cat Amanda died..”
“Baked... beans...”

by Bakedbeansontoast September 4, 2019

Bagga beans

Someone who is lame or brings downs the vibes.

Jose: aye you going to that party tomorrow?
Me: Nah man
Jose: bruh don’t be a mf bagga beans

by Taco94 September 4, 2020