Simp

you

no one:

absolutely no one:

you: damn my girl's so pretty she's my world

friend: SIMP!

by peydums December 25, 2020

Simp

One who buys gloves for someone else at Costco

Simp #1 purchased a pair of gloves for non-simp #2.

by Halslsk November 12, 2020

siMp

A siMp (sucka idolizing Majestic pussy.) is simply a simp by another name, they call themselves a siMp because they are too deep in denial, and refuse to believe they are a simp.

“Guys, I’m not a simp, I’m a siMMMp, sucka idolizing majestic pussy, there’s a difference.

by NotAFurry69420 March 5, 2020

Simp

People who act as a nulasko (a man who sucks up to women)

Harold is such a simp did you see him with kiesha

by Harry_peter May 19, 2020

simp

squirrels in my pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp

by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020

Simp

A person, no matter their gender, who ends up doing way too much for a partner.

It's official; Charlie Brown is a simp.

by MrWhomstDVe August 2, 2020

Simp

This is a term from the early 80's.
SIMP is a derogatory term, short for SIMPelton, and is used to refer to someone that is lacking in mental capacity.

OMG! You can't be serious, you are such a simp!

by Chalupy September 29, 2021