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God of War

A kick ass game released in 2018. That badass motherfucker kratos is in Norse and fucks up more god's with his son, boy.
"yo bro you heard of God of War"
"Yeah bro kratos is so badass"
"Goddamn right"
by b!nx November 10, 2022
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God Barber

A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers
Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not
by Hezik November 19, 2022
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Wrestle with God

So, when David "wrestles with God," Does he THINK about the CONCEPT of God so hard that he sprains his ankle or does he trip on a rock or...
Hym "Well, what it sounds like is I'm allowed to be either neutral or in favor of God but not allowed to wrestle with God and win. And then I think: No."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2024
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gods cotton

God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.

This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN
Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?

Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here

Friend: you didn't smoke it all?

Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself

Friend: ....

Bruh: well maybe..

Friend: only one way to find out

(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)
by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017
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Rizz God

Someone with a BIG LANGTHY GURTHY COCK, very tall, their name is DEFINITELY bubba. They can pull people towards them with a snap of a finger.
"Javen Zaccia Donald is such a rizz god, he just made me fold and all he had to do is snap his fingers. Use his weapons of rizz, moving them in a special place." (weapons of rizz= hands)
by umwtf2424 March 23, 2023
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skibidi gods

you pray to these when getting a vaccine
kid: "EEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH EEEEEE SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES SKIBI... AAAAAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHH AAAHOHOHO OOOOH-"
caption: "lil bro was praying to the skibidi gods 😭😭"
by i am dream u r gumball December 26, 2023
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Food Of Gods

It’s widely know that cookie and cream ice cream is the best food henceforth it’s title as “Food Of Gods”
You all are wrong! Clearly cookie and cream ice cream is the Food Of Gods!
by LazerSlayer October 12, 2021
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