Mr. Million

Maximilian Thom is a very attractive male. He is most commonly known to have glossy black curls piled on top of his head, a freckly nose, and the softest lips in the whole world. In his spare time, Max would like to look up soccer news, and research random things on Wikipedia. Maximilian has a kind heart, and loves helping people. He encourages diversity and enjoys being an Obama supporter. Mr. Million is definitely a number 1.

Wow, that must be my Mr. Million if he's looking that fine today.

by Whiteandbluee July 23, 2009

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J. Millz

Someone who likes to sing fun songs with his awesomely awesome best friend and domestic partner for life. He's good at puns and rhyming but seems to dislike cyborgs. He has a fluffy dog and is a Skyping fiend. He also runs into things with his car, and when it's fixed he has to take his bestest friend forever to the candy store. He's in love with his domestic partner and thinks she's the coolest person in the world. <333333

J. Millz is a pimp.

by cyborg4lyfe August 24, 2011

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Dr. Miller

The most dope assistant principal ever. Tried to put the lock down in the 2016 and 2017 seniors but got chillified and is now one with the students.

Dr. Miller let me out of a detention for telling a teacher to"Fuck right off".

by WJSHS November 2, 2016

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Mr. Miller

Zesty twinky bottom who is often found touching his close coworker Mr. D. Gets a lot of grindr notifications and has to go bathroom to “talk to his mom” wink wink. Is summoned by the mentioning AIDS, grindr, HIV, lesbians, and everything a little fruity. He’s not married but has a “roommate” that he loves to cuddle with. Scott pilgrim style. He definitely has a TWINKle in his eye when he gets those notifications. But overall he’s the sweetest guy you’ll meet.

“So anyways that’s when i contracted HIV”

Mr. Miller: “Mmmm i heard that yum yum”

by YesKing!!! January 30, 2024

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Fallacy of Absolute Privation (Fallacy of Communism Killed Millions)

A logical fallacy where someone dismisses an entire ideology, system, or idea by pointing to its worst outcomes, stripped of all context, history, and mitigating factors. The name comes from the classic "Communism killed millions" argument—which isn't false on its face, but becomes fallacious when used to end all discussion without examining specific contexts, variations, alternatives, or comparative harms. The Fallacy of Absolute Privation isolates the worst instances, treats them as the whole truth, and uses suffering as a conversation-stopper. It's not that the suffering isn't real—it's that citing it without context, comparison, or analysis is a rhetorical weapon, not an argument. Any system, ideology, or idea can be condemned by its worst expressions; the fallacy is pretending that's the end of the story.

Fallacy of Absolute Privation (Fallacy of Communism Killed Millions) "We were discussing educational reforms, and someone mentioned learning from Nordic models. Response: 'Nordic socialism? You mean like Communism that killed millions?' That's the Fallacy of Absolute Privation—conflating Nordic social democracy with Soviet communism, ignoring all context, and using historical tragedy to shut down discussion of school lunch programs."

by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026

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