Net Love

When someone on myspace, facebook, (etc) calls you hot, pretty, or is just loving on you. Usually used in a derogatory manner.

random message: hey girl ur hot
reply: Sorry babe, not diggin' the net love.

by bitchdown December 28, 2007

technical love

Technically love. It can be looked upon as love, but barely. It has everything that love has. But it's only technical.

They're going through the motions...but so does a machine. They produce technical love.

by Maphael October 14, 2011

Ghetto Love

Falling in love with a not so perfect person excepting there flaws and allowing them to be themself not tryna change them. Encouraging them to do better but still allowing them to just be. Don’t try to make me proper I’m from the ghetto.

falling in ghetto love with someone who uses water for cereal when the milk runs out.

by Bairdbully August 9, 2022

Love Island

A stupid TV show which is about...
contestants staging fake love
cause they can't make real love
the men and women are so ugly

even babies find them yucky
the contestants can't even act
and that is a blatant fact

Mark: What on earth is this shit?
John and Melissa: This is a TV show called Love Island. They make love

Mark: THIS IS SO FUCKING SHIT. JUST GLIMPSING ON IT, I CAN TELL THIS IS GARBAGE!!!

by Dark Magician August 16, 2020

love skavoovee

A greeting used by the Jamaican bass player Cluett "Clue J" Johnson in the early sixties.

Love skavoovee, mon, I haven't seen you in a long time.

by Skek February 15, 2005

Nugget Love

When two people without arms and legs have sexual intercourse.

Nugget love can't be found everywhere.

by awesomeaznd May 14, 2014

Cyber Loving

when you're friend leaves Facebook for a long period of time and spam them. a lot.

-yo son meg gave up Facebook for lent?
-You serious? let's blow that shit up
-yeah we'll cyber love like never before

-I wish i got paid for cyber loving
-wouldn't that make you a hooker?
-trolololol

by cheshireone May 15, 2011