i pulled a Santi

used by Access to Science students, when you barely scrape a pass on your test, and miraculously achieve a triple distinction in an assignment, therefore averaging an overall distinction for the unit.

"Oh man, I'm so lucky, I just found out I pulled a Santi in my unit # assessment!"

by n0teasy June 13, 2018

i hate potter

the mating call of Draco Malfoy towards the golden boy by the name of Harry Potter.

“God I hate Potter.,” Draco Malfoy said as he stared dead ass at Harry’s arse.

by cacti_sexual January 19, 2019

I am a turtle

When all the fangirls misunderstand what you said.

You: "I̴̥̍̅͊ ̶̭̲͆A ̨̹̥̠̿̌͠M̴̛̬͍̀̊̕ ̹̓̀͂̉E ̜̥̲̤̏͑T̵̲̗͇͉̑È̵͕̖̣̗̓͝R ̪̫̟̩̄̓̒N̴̳͉̝̮̆̌A ͎͎̅͒Ḷ̵̒͐͗̕"
Random Fangirl: Omg, did he just say "I am a turtle?"
You: ...no wtf

by thatJSEandMerkfangirl April 28, 2019

can i bun

Basically “can I fuck”

Can i bun?

by Twhehxtwhxiwus March 6, 2018

i want dick

Meaning that you want dick in a hole or hand or something alike.

Example 1:
You: I want dick.
Girl: Ehm? I have a pussy.

Example 2:
Girl: I want dick.
You: i can give you some..

by Useidon February 20, 2017

I was stuck at Zbt

gangbang

Sorry I didn’t pick up Thursday night, I was stuck at zbt

by Old Spice May 3, 2018

i have covid

I'm gonna fucking die

Hey! I have Covid! I'm gonna fucking die

by Le Human October 20, 2020