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Milf Fishing

1. Like Catfishing, but specifically designed to catch attention starved Milfs.

2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.

3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.
Dude, that Milf is flirting with Tim like crazy. I bet Milf Fishing would be easy with her.

I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.
by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017
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Fish

The term often used to describe the creatures/people who inhabit bangladesh.
"Hey Fish!"
"I told you not to call me that. My name is Akmal!"
"All-right mate."
by CurryMuncher4Life June 6, 2017
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Thirsty like a fish

I haven't been laid in 14mon's.. I'm thirsty like a fish!
by mrevoix May 3, 2021
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Dusty Fish

A sexual manuever/prank where you take a pinch of dirt or sand and sprinkle it in the pussy, then immediately start fingerbanging the fuck out of it.
Bethenny's pussy was pretty sore after the dusty fish I gave her.
by Dr. Ducky November 29, 2020
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Floppy Fish

a dance that you do on the floor where it looks like you're having a seizure. It's basically the worm on your side, but without jumping up and down.
Man 1: Hey do you know how to do the Floppy Fish?
Man 2: No, can you show me?
Man 1: Ok
Man 2: It looks like you're having a seizure
by urmumizgae December 6, 2018
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fish & grease

And if you like fish & grease and all that pimp shit let me hear you Say oh yayer
by Plo February 12, 2017
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Loaded Fish

A raw fish stuffed full of sliced potatoes and cooked.
Alex, do you have any fish, I have potatoes we can load this baby up.

George, do you fancy coming round for loaded fish and chippy tea?

Dobbo, fancy making a loaded fish with your chicken tikka?
by Pukkas September 24, 2020
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