Urban dictionary

This is the perfect site where you can right about random shit and boast about stuff you aren't

"Jesus Christ it says that I'm the sexiest and hottest man out there how right could they be" wink wink "urban dictionary got it right again!"

by Pussay slaya 445 October 22, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website. Only around 1% of the use of this website is the use it was meant to have.
The other 99% is shreksual stuff and personal stuff.

So let me show you some real-life searches i did.

me - *looks up Moustache*
"When you jizz below someones nose and rip off your pubic hairs so it sticks"
me - *looks up House*
"Theres one thats white and Donald Trump shouldnt have it"
me - *looks up Otter*
"Your Wetter than an Otters pocket."
me - *looks up Rock*
"the best make-out music ever my dude"

So thats what urban dictionary is.

by scarful23 December 10, 2020

Urban Dictionary Is Written By You

the words above the define a word button

bob: hey i cant read what are those letters highlighted in blue?
johnquivius: they say "Urban Dictionary Is Written By you" stoopid.

by prize_hood7 December 18, 2022

Urban Dictionary

You’re on it right now idiot

“Whats an Urban Dictionary”
*Goes on Urban Dictionary and searches it up*

by myusernamesucks November 24, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A place where death is automatically indefinitely positively thoroughly and truly inevitable.

You: *looks up the urban dictionary in the urban dictionary*
Google: *dies*
Computer: *dies*
Fbi: *bangs on door* "FBI OPEN UP"

by mmmmmmbjgbugcdsxxqwertyuiop[[[ May 5, 2019

I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.

"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A stupid website that wont let me define my friend Liam as a joke. fuck you urban dictionary I love you.

"Urban dictionary likes men"

by peniscockdickschlongdingaling April 26, 2021