"Jesus Christ it says that I'm the sexiest and hottest man out there how right could they be" wink wink "urban dictionary got it right again!"
by Pussay slaya 445 October 22, 2018

A website. Only around 1% of the use of this website is the use it was meant to have.
The other 99% is shreksual stuff and personal stuff.
So let me show you some real-life searches i did.
The other 99% is shreksual stuff and personal stuff.
So let me show you some real-life searches i did.
me - *looks up Moustache*
"When you jizz below someones nose and rip off your pubic hairs so it sticks"
me - *looks up House*
"Theres one thats white and Donald Trump shouldnt have it"
me - *looks up Otter*
"Your Wetter than an Otters pocket."
me - *looks up Rock*
"the best make-out music ever my dude"
So thats what urban dictionary is.
"When you jizz below someones nose and rip off your pubic hairs so it sticks"
me - *looks up House*
"Theres one thats white and Donald Trump shouldnt have it"
me - *looks up Otter*
"Your Wetter than an Otters pocket."
me - *looks up Rock*
"the best make-out music ever my dude"
So thats what urban dictionary is.
by scarful23 December 10, 2020

bob: hey i cant read what are those letters highlighted in blue?
johnquivius: they say "Urban Dictionary Is Written By you" stoopid.
johnquivius: they say "Urban Dictionary Is Written By you" stoopid.
by prize_hood7 December 18, 2022

by myusernamesucks November 24, 2021

You: *looks up the urban dictionary in the urban dictionary*
Google: *dies*
Computer: *dies*
Fbi: *bangs on door* "FBI OPEN UP"
Google: *dies*
Computer: *dies*
Fbi: *bangs on door* "FBI OPEN UP"
by mmmmmmbjgbugcdsxxqwertyuiop[[[ May 5, 2019

"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."
by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

A stupid website that wont let me define my friend Liam as a joke. fuck you urban dictionary I love you.
by peniscockdickschlongdingaling April 26, 2021
