Chicken in your hand

(Manager calls employee early in the morning) "You want to come in to work on this project today?" (Voice on the other end of the line sounds low and sexy) "You sound like you have your chicken in your hand!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"

by MassBoss July 30, 2013

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Chicken, Pot, Pie

A delicious food that is even better with commas, trust me.

I love chicken, pot, pie!

by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011

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chicken slug booty

A chicken head who is old and their butt sags in the back like two slugs.

Your mom is a chicken slug booty.

by Elizabethwhereami November 29, 2018

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tennessee chicken chokehold

When you have a hole in the crotch of your underwear and a corresponding hole in the crotch of your shorts so that when you sit down both balls fall out of both holes and get caught outside your shorts. When one ball falls out and get caught this is a Mississippi chicken chokehold.

I didn't realize my boxers and my shorts had a hole in them until I sat down and saw I had my balls in a Tennessee chicken chokehold.

by etmo November 30, 2018

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making chicken nuggets

to have rough sex. During the process of making chicken nuggets, they torture chickens. "Chicken" would refer to your cock, and the process of making chicken nuggets is torture to your cock. Usually results in a dick that doesn't point straight, like to the right or the left, because the rough sex was that rough.

"Hey, Jimmy, why do you keep adjusting your dick?"
"Oh, sorry, me and Lindsay were making chicken nuggets last night."
"Ohhh, I see."

by GODDAM SAV BOIIIIII November 5, 2018

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