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Green Chip

A Die-Hard well groomed, and well dressed Banker/Broker/Trader/Investor/Wall Street Executive etc. who is also an extremely sexy, unbelievably smart, and exceptionally talented Golfer. He expands the economy, and moves the country forward by conducting MASSIVE AMOUNTS of business deals at his swanky country club either on the Course chipping for eagles, or at the Clubhouse with fine dining. He can, and he will marry the hottest chick around, and have endless threesomes as well as foursomes with her, and will grow old all-together happily ever after until the end of time.
Typical Banker: WOW!!! Look at that Brian go!!! He's bogey free for the entire day, and how about that sweet deal to offer $0 commissions to average Investors on Stocks, Stock Options, and ETFs, just so my brokers can get twice as much cash via increased cash deposits!!! YOU GO BIG BRI!!!

Brian: HA!!! YEAH!!!! And Alex the Shankapottamus just got served BIG TIME!!!

60% of females in this world: OMG!!! Brian that Green Chip guy is SOOOOOOO CUUUUTTTTEEEE!!!!! He's everything I ever wanted in a man!!! A Ganker/Bolfer!!!! We're definitely gonna take him home with us!!! Are you girls getting hot, and steamy yet for an incredible Orgy???
by B-Vee in Stocks January 11, 2020
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Green Boiz

by 3BomB January 11, 2020
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Green

Green or being green is when someone is friendly. Matter a fact too friendly it’s like when someone is like a hoe ahh nigga or sb a bitch. If a girl tell me she gon get her nigga to fight me ,Me saying he a bitch is that same thing as me calling him green.
“U see that nigga over there”?
“Hell yea he green as fuck(af)”!
by Kidane'$ stuff January 17, 2020
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green

a word used to describe somebody who goes or who is a hoe, DMV slang
You want her? You know shawty green right?
by imahdmvshordy January 23, 2020
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green lantern

the only man on earth that has a ring that gives him power.
the joke is men when they are married they have no power and green lantern has power
by some kid took my name February 3, 2020
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green

by playboy.hoe February 4, 2020
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Green Yeti

The act of fucking an animal and getting an infection on your penis.
That guy just fucked a sheep and got a green yeti.
by CockMedic February 5, 2020
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