The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina
I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.
by poonslapper6969 December 13, 2016
Get the Poon Slapmug. When you spank Jada Smith's ass in front of Will whilst he plays with his tiny willy, then cum in his mouth and watch him puke while she records and posts it on her instagram
by ManOfSex April 12, 2022
Get the slapmug. 
Seanaholic lemonade also penisless, it’s an alcoholic beverage famous in western ct for is delicious taste and intoxicating effect
by Chris Nicholson March 10, 2021
Get the SLAPSmug. This is when a guy does or says something very wrong and a girl slaps him. This was referred by a guy as a bitch slap cause the girl was a "bitch" for slapping him. Now the term has kinda just became an expression for a slap given by a girl. Even, when a guy slaps someone in this way it is considered a bitch slap. Also, girls now use this term.
by Markd September 29, 2015
Get the bitch slapmug. Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023
Get the Slapped Patio Headmug. a girl who would only mess wit if u needed some money or some head...lower dan a slap and way lower than a slam
by founders of TC November 9, 2008
Get the slapmug.